(In an aim conversation)

Alan: Sometimes, i feel like you're not really communicating with me but instead are trying to write a poem

Alan: No wait. That's most of the time.

That made me laugh hard. The best truths make the finest jokes. Or somesuch.

Today I said I was doing wonderfully in German class, as a response to "Wie gehts?" and when asked why I said "Heute ist Montag!" (today is Monday). Luckily he knew I was full of something that isn't equivalent to truth.